Kids! They Make You Laugh.
The other day I went to Costco with Monty. I was pleased with myself, for I only bought food items, because usually I go to Costco with the intention of getting food, but somehow end up with a book, a huge package of gel pens and a pair of capris too. This time I restrained myself. (Okay, I did buy one pair of capris for $13.99.) But the rest was food! And food is essential!
Whew. Okay. So I am driving home and Monty starts talking in the back seat. He says,
"I'n a Mama, mommy."
"That's nice, honey."
"No, mommy! I'n a big fat mama."
"Monty. It's not nice to say fat."
"But I am! I'n a big fat mama. Look."
"What?"
"Look at me, mommy! Like the video store!"
"Video store? What about the video store?"
"I'm a big fat mama like the video store. LOOK!"
So I look.
Scroll down to see what I saw in my rear view mirror.
My triple package of hot dogs, on his head. Like the curlers on Big Momma's hair on the video poster for "Big Momma's House".
I almost drove off the road, I laughed so hard.
What a kid.
A.
21 Comments:
that's hysterical!!!!
that one's a keeper.
definitely.
happy friday.
Hilarious! Sounds like he's following in his Mama's footsteps, with the comedy. hee.
That is absolutely the BEST! Kids are great!!
Have a great long weekend!
Who knew that weiners could be such a great accessory?
Hemlock
The Ramble Room.
I think he'll be doing comedy like someone else we know.
Hmmm, I wonder where he gets that awesome sense of humor?!? ;-)
Hilarious! I like the re-enactment photo.
LOL... OMG I forgot that I used to do that as a kid too. I completely forgot about that for the last, oh, 25 years? THANK YOU for the memory.
Too funny. :)
Hee! That's SO funny! I love it when they totally take you (me) off guard... :)
That is tooo adorable.. I would have laughed my head off as well :) Kids just keep it real.. its refreshing :)
I almost drove off my chair :)
good one! Thanks for sharing it with us! He was a good sport to re-enact (not that I think you had to bribe him!)
Lol - too funny
Helene http://hlb.blogspot.com
Now that's creativity!
Hey, Amy, send me your email address? I know I had it, but it's missing :( Thanks. whatwasit@comcast.net
OMG! How did you manage to STAY on the road? He is too cute.
oh now that is hysterical.
Wouldja look at the gorgous eyes on that boy?! Never mind the Big Momma "hair", just look at those eyes!!!!! How do you ever deny the child anything??! Oh wait, he's probably as well-behaved as he is funny, so you probably don't have that problem, eh? ;)
Kids with a smart sense of humor are The BEST!
That is HILARIOUS.
It's moments like this that keep you from burying them in the backyard.
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